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swiftiesecretsanta:

So I’ve seen some Secret Santa things going around and I wanted to make one specifically for the Taylor Swift fandom.
WHAT IS THIS?
Basically, if you reblog this, I’ll give you the URL of a person and you’ll be their “Secret Santa”. All you have to do is send them a nice anon message (or just talke to them about anything) everyday or at least one every three days starting on December 1st and reveal yourself on December 25th. The point of this is to hopefully make some new friends! Woohoo!
REQUIREMENTS:
REBLOG this and then message me ONE TIME saying that you want to be a part of this (It will take a while to reply so please don’t send more than one ask. I promise I will get to you)
You don’t have to be following me but that’d be nice
DON’T BE A RUDE ANON! THAT’S NOT WHY I MADE THIS
You can’t sign up and then not message your person. It’s going to make them sad
Have your ask open and allow anonymous questions by December 1st
PLEASE REBLOG BEFORE November 23rd.
I think this will be fun to do, so please reblog away!!

swiftiesecretsanta:

So I’ve seen some Secret Santa things going around and I wanted to make one specifically for the Taylor Swift fandom.

WHAT IS THIS?

  • Basically, if you reblog this, I’ll give you the URL of a person and you’ll be their “Secret Santa”. All you have to do is send them a nice anon message (or just talke to them about anything) everyday or at least one every three days starting on December 1st and reveal yourself on December 25th. The point of this is to hopefully make some new friends! Woohoo!

REQUIREMENTS:

  • REBLOG this and then message me ONE TIME saying that you want to be a part of this (It will take a while to reply so please don’t send more than one ask. I promise I will get to you)
  • You don’t have to be following me but that’d be nice
  • DON’T BE A RUDE ANON! THAT’S NOT WHY I MADE THIS
  • You can’t sign up and then not message your person. It’s going to make them sad
  • Have your ask open and allow anonymous questions by December 1st
  • PLEASE REBLOG BEFORE November 23rd.

I think this will be fun to do, so please reblog away!!

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>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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